Hark the Herald

Max sees a girl walk by in 'yoga pants'. *audible groan* "I hate yoga pants." He says, "All the girls at school wear them and all they do is ride up their bottom and look weird."

Me, "So you're saying I shouldn't wear my yoga pants around the house during the day?"

Max, suddenly wide-eyed and horrified, "If you ever wear do I will throw up, punch myself in the stomach so I have to double over and can't see what's in front of me, and scratch my eyes off my face."

Me, "So you feel strongly about this do you...?"